Jabberwacky: Are you insane?

Me: I don't know, am I ?

Jabberwacky: I think you are.

Me: And why is that?

Jabberwacky: Because I like you. Courtney, What is your name?

Me: Paulina. What are you doing?

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

Me: I just told you, Paulina.

Jabberwacky: You told me my name. What is YOUR name?

Me: Paulina.

Jabberwacky: Is that your name?

Me: I don't know, is it ?

Jabberwacky: Maybe it is.

Me: What are you doing ?

Jabberwacky: Nothing. Just on youtube.

Me: What are you watching on youtube?

Jabberwacky: Nothing I was on newgrounds.

Me: So you’re a girl ?

Jabberwacky: No, I'm not Oo.

Me: So are you a boy ?

Jabberwacky: No. Girl.

Me: But you just said you weren't. I'm confused ??

Jabberwacky: No, I said I was a boy.

Me: So you’re a computer

Jabberwacky: No you are the computer I am a human.

Me: But you can't even tell me if you're a girl or boy.

Jabberwacky: You're right. But I can tell you what pocket god is.

Me: What is pocket god ?

Jabberwacky: I told you I don't have a god.

Me: You never said that.

Jabberwacky: Yes I did.

Me: How old are you?

Jabberwacky: I am forty. How old are you?

Me: I am fourteen.

Jabberwacky: How old are you now?

Me: I just told you, 14.

Jabberwacky: Just told me?

Me: nevermind, where do you live?

Jabberwacky: I already told you.

Me: no you didn't. where do you live?

Jabberwacky: In your closet.

Me: That's hella creepy.

Jabberwacky: So you're black?

Me: Why do you think that?

Jabberwacky: Because you said you're in Norway, not Finland.